I think I’m going to turn this blog into Conversations With My Manager Reed.

Viviana: Reed! I want a boyfriend.

Reed: Nana you’re going to be alone forever.

Viviana: How can you say that?!

Reed: You’re too in love with yourself you’ll never love anyone else.

Viviana: That’s not true!

Reed: No, I’ve been noticing it for a while. Cookie?